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Dick Cheney And Me


  Dick Cheney

(To the tune of "Me and Bobby McGee" by Janis Joplin)


Hopeless quagmire in Iraq, Gonzales and Plame
Approval ratings droppin' to the teens
Botched the job in Afghanistan, gave a pardon for a no-good man
And made an awful mess down in New Orleans
 
I called my buddy Cheney, I said "Dick, I'm feelin' scared"
He said "George, there's nothin' we can do," yeah
Closer to impeachment time, we'll pay for every breach this time
'Cause we broke every law that you ever knew
 
Lame duck's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', that's all me and Cheney should be
But bein' president's easy when you tune out all the boos
You know, feelin' good was good enough for me
Good enough for my buddy Dick Cheney and me
 
With my Texas Rangers cronies and his Halliburton scum
Me and Dickie bought and stole this country's soul
Through all kinds of screwups, through everything we done
Yeah, Dickie baby kept me from the cold
 
One day now pretty soon, Lord, it's gonna slip away
We're lookin' for that home and I hope we find it
But I'd trade all o' my tomorrows for one single yesterday
To be holdin' Dickie's body next to mine
 
Lame duck's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', that's all me and Cheney should be
But bein' president's easy when you tune out all the boos
Hey, feelin' good was good enough for me, mm-hmm
Good enough for my buddy Dick Cheney and me
 

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